• 1. [搞笑英语] 我们的尾巴　Our Tails-英汉双语笑话

  我们的尾巴　OurTailsThelectureronevolutionhadbeengoingonfornearlytwohours.thenhestartedagain,andsaidhe:"Le...
• 2. [搞笑英语] 时间就是金钱Time-Money-英汉双语笑话

  时间就是金钱Time-MoneyAsthetaxicametoascreechinghaltatatrafficlight,Iaskedthedriver,"Doyouagreethat'Timeis...
• 3. [搞笑英语] 谁的爸爸是最强壮的 Dad-英汉双语笑话

  谁的爸爸是最强壮的DadWillandBillwerequarrellingaboutwhosefatherwasthestronger.Willsaid,"Well,youknowthePacifi...
• 4. [搞笑英语] 你娶了我的U married mine-英汉双语笑话

  你娶了我的UmarriedmineLittleboy:Daddy,Iwanttogetmarried.Fatherjokinglysaid:Oh!Whodidyouhaveinmind?Littleb...
• 5. [搞笑英语] 一场特殊的足球比赛Match-英汉双语笑话

  一场特殊的足球比赛MatchMikewaslateforschool.Hesaidtohisteacher,Mr.Black,"Excusemeformycominglate,sir.Iwatched...
• 6. [搞笑英语] 职场笑话大家都认为我是头-英汉双语笑话

  职场笑话大家都认为我是头Peterwastellingafriendthathehadjustlosthisjob."Whydidtheforemanfireyou?"thefriendaskedin...
• 7. [搞笑英语] 传教士买鹦鹉Buy a Parrot-英汉双语笑话

  传教士买鹦鹉BuyaParrotApreacherisbuyingaparrot."Areyousureitdoesn'tscream,yell,orswear?"askedthepreacher."...
• 8. [搞笑英语] 对不起，这次我买厕纸-英汉双语笑话

  对不起，这次我买厕纸Alittleoldladywenttothegrocerystoretobuycatfood.Shepickedupthreecansandtookthemtothechecko...
• 9. [搞笑英语] 你的妻子掉出去了Terrible-英汉双语笑话

  你的妻子掉出去了TerribleOnaruralroadastatetrooperpulledthisfarmeroverandsaid:"Sir,doyourealizeyourwifefellou...
• 10. [搞笑英语] 业余工作-英汉双语笑话

  业余工作Part-timeJobWhenmysonwasahign-schoolsophomore,hegotapart-timejobsackinggroceriesatasupermarket.H...
• 11. [搞笑英语] 一次物理考试-英汉双语笑话

  一次物理考试AphysicsExaminationOnceinaphysicsexamination,Nickfinishedthefirstquestionverysoon,whilehisclas...
• 12. [搞笑英语] 新老师-英汉双语笑话

  新老师TheNewTeacherGeorgecomesfromschoolonthefirstofSeptember."George,howdidyoulikeyournewteacher?"aske...
• 13. [搞笑英语] 鱼网-英汉双语笑话

  鱼网"Canyoutellmewhatfishnetismade,Ann?""Alotoflittleholestiedtogetherwithstrings."repliedthelittlegir...
• 14. [搞笑英语] 英文版情感幽默-英汉双语笑话

  英文版情感幽默JOKE1Wifetalkingtoherhusband(whoreadsnewspaperallday):IwishIwereanewspapersoI'llbeinyourhands...
• 15. [搞笑英语] 满意的婚姻生活-英汉双语笑话

  满意的婚姻生活ContentedMarriedLife令人满意的婚姻生活Amanwastellingoneofhisfriendsthesecretofhiscontentedmarriedlife,...
• 16. [搞笑英语] 英文幽默左耳朵进右耳朵出-英汉双语笑话

  英文幽默左耳朵进右耳朵出I'mTryingtoStopIt"Boy,whyhaveyougotcotton-woolinyourear?Isitinfected?"　　“孩子，你为什么用棉...
• 17. [搞笑英语] 笑看绅士拍苍蝇-英汉双语笑话

  笑看绅士拍苍蝇ANailOrAFly?钉子还是苍蝇？Anoldgentlemanwhoseeyesightwasfailingcametostayinahotelroomwithabottleofwi...
• 18. [搞笑英语] 研究生和本科生-英汉双语笑话

  研究生和本科生Difference区别"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinone...
• 19. [搞笑英语] 超精明的走私犯-英汉双语笑话

  超精明的走私犯ASmugglar走私犯Thesuspicious-lookingmandroveuptotheborder,wherehewasgreetedbyasentry.Whentheguar...
• 20. [搞笑英语] 只能听一面之辞-英汉双语笑话

  只能听一面之辞OneSideoftheCase一面之辞Ajudgeaskedourgroupofpotentialjurorswhetheranyoneshouldbeexcused,andonema...
• 21. [搞笑英语] 英文幽默：男女有别(爆笑)-英汉双语笑话

  英文幽默：男女有别(爆笑)FUTURE未来Awomanworriesaboutthefutureuntilshegetsahusband.Amanneverworriesaboutthefutureu...
• 22. [搞笑英语] [搞笑短信] 爱因斯坦也难看-英汉双语笑话

  [搞笑短信]爱因斯坦也难看Don'tbemad,don'tbeblue,Einsteinwasuglytoo!　　不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！　　注：这句话言外之意是：难看怎么了，像爱因斯...
• 23. [搞笑英语] [搞笑短信] 我们偎依在一起-英汉双语笑话

  [搞笑短信]我们偎依在一起1dayu'llBsurprised2CMEbesideU.U&Melaughing,U&Mecrying,U&Medreaming,U&Me...
• 24. [搞笑英语] [搞笑短信] 渴望你会爱上我-英汉双语笑话

  [搞笑短信]渴望你会爱上我Youmayfallfrommountain,youmayfallfromtree,butthebestwaytofall,isfalltomylove.　　你可能会从山上掉...
• 25. [搞笑英语] [搞笑短信] 上帝曾经答应我-英汉双语笑话

  [搞笑短信]上帝曾经答应我Oncegodcameup2me&grantedmeawish.Iasked4worldpeace.That'simpossible,hesaid.　　有一次上帝来到...
• 26. [搞笑英语] [搞笑短信] 忍受你这样的人-英汉双语笑话

  [搞笑短信]忍受你这样的人EverymorningIpray2Godthateverybodyshouldgetafriendlikeu,...每天早晨我都向上帝祷告：希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋...
• 27. [搞笑英语] [搞笑短信] 小心我会宰了你-英汉双语笑话

  [搞笑短信]小心我会宰了你Ifuhide,I'llseek4u.Ifurlost,I'llsearch4you.Ifu'llleave,I'llwait4u.Ifdaystakeuaway4mme,I...
• 28. [搞笑英语] [搞笑短信] 不好意思丢了你-英汉双语笑话

  [搞笑短信]不好意思丢了你ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZoops!imiss"U"ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ哎呀！我居然丢了“U”注...

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